I might sound racist but all those new phones look the same to me
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) September 12, 2017
The iPhone 8 has no home button, no phone jack, and an incredible new innovation - no screen
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) September 12, 2017
I want somebody to do an interview with the bitter, never released iPhone 9
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) September 12, 2017
DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS
— PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) September 12, 2017
Beyoncé: uses iPhone X facial recognition
iPhone X: pic.twitter.com/8ao9moveCd — brendon skolat (@brendonSkolat) September 12, 2017
Me when I gain weight in the winter and my iPhone X acts like it doesn't recognize me pic.twitter.com/c6kyb9Cq6n
— Ira Madison III (@ira) September 12, 2017
People shocked by Apple's $999 phone seem unfamiliar with Apple's entire history as company that charges you 3x as much so you can feel hip
— Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln) September 12, 2017
When the iPhone 9 got to work this morning pic.twitter.com/cCZXpPckfl
— Potna B (@MyPotnaB) September 12, 2017
Maybe with the iPhone 9, Apple will introduce its new innovative headphone jack. #AppleEvent
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) September 12, 2017
What happened to Mortal Kombat 9?
What happened to Windows 9? What happened to the iphone 9?#9isTheLoneliestNumber — Ed Boon (@noobde) September 12, 2017
#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/mOS0s0rftk
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 12, 2017
Samsung right now#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/OYVXmfbspk
— Vkrocks (@rock7174) September 12, 2017
"Sirji, #iPhoneX aa raha hai, cess pel doon ?" pic.twitter.com/SWQG4fAWyR
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 13, 2017
Me in public looking like an idiot trying to get my phone to unlock. #iPhoneX #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/RqT3LbYC9z
— Chief (@TopFlightChief) September 12, 2017
So the iPhone X will unlock with facial recognition instead of home button. I feel sorry for iPhone X already. pic.twitter.com/mCRn1gYLUT
— Vaibhav Vishal (@ofnosurnamefame) September 12, 2017
When you want to unlock your friend's iPhone with facial recognition. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/zrIRUkCcgB
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 12, 2017
Apple: Now you will unlock your iPhone 8 with your face so no one else can unlock it!
Arya: #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/ZfZM210PsX — Pablo (@MileyMildrew) September 12, 2017
Me: I want iPhone 8. Them: pic.twitter.com/hi7RBpuCmk — Catty. (@CatWomaniya) September 12, 2017
Iphone 8 here you come #AppleEvent https://t.co/LSi1usw6jC pic.twitter.com/ezDgQe36tc
— 9GAG (@9GAG) September 12, 2017
iPhone 8 vs iPhone X pic.twitter.com/e9l9I1XHXZ
— Zane Lowe (@zanelowe) September 12, 2017